Feb 11, 2013 10:00am PST
yeah. when it rains it pours. i think michael jackson gets too much press though. 'cause he's one guy, the catholic church is like the microsoft of pedophilia. like giants in the industry. he's running a mom and pop operation with like the ferris wheel, couple lamas. - i mean shamon. - [laughter and applause] and i blame the parents for letting the kids sleepover his house, you know. that's ridiculous to let your kid sleepover michael jackson's house because they were seduced by fame. that's what it came down to, because it was michael jackson. i'm pretty sure if germaine or tito had a sleepover there'd be a lot of no's on that e-vite. a lot of leftover jesus juice at that jamboree. jesus juice, that was brilliant. you know priests had to be like, damn, why didn't we think of that? it was right in front of us the whole time. i think the jackson family works for the government. that's my new theory, i think every time the government needs a distraction they call up the jackson's. "yeah, hello janet, "we're gonna need you to whip out a titty at the superbowl. "yeah. yeah. and tell m
Feb 12, 2013 10:00am PST
the most dysfunctional body since the jackson 5. i mean, they are the worst. thanks for coming by. enjoy, get some sleep. we'll see you. please send robin roberts my best. i'm so glad she's feeling well and coming back. george stephanapolous. we'll be right back.